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UNITED FEDERATION OF PLANETS
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EARTH
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STARDATE 703.6
Subspace Transmissions
xkcd
Latest: #3277 — Forth
I NOTATION POLISH REVERSE ❤️
xkcd.com
Random: #34 — Flowers
This is actually pencil on paper, just inverted and colored
xkcd.com
SMBC
Latest: Codebase
smbc-comics.com
Random: 2009-01-18
smbc-comics.com
Poorly Drawn Lines
Latest:
poorlydrawnlines.com
Random: Control Your Anger
poorlydrawnlines.com
The Oatmeal
Latest: Scars
theoatmeal.com
Random: Finishing a project
theoatmeal.com
Cyanide & Happiness
Latest: Epidemic
explosm.net
Random: Pronouns 2 (2023-06-28)
static.explosm.net
xkcd by Randall Munroe (
CC BY-NC 2.5
) · SMBC by Zach Weinersmith · Poorly Drawn Lines by Reza Farazmand · The Oatmeal by Matthew Inman · Cyanide & Happiness by Explosm
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Recreation Database
The Oatmeal
Comics by Matthew Inman
xkcd
Romance, sarcasm, math, language
Poorly Drawn Lines
Comics by Reza Farazmand
SMBC
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Cyanide & Happiness
Dark humor webcomics
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