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UNITED FEDERATION OF PLANETS
SECTOR 001
EARTH
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STARDATE 703.2
Subspace Transmissions
Latest: #3223 — Inflation Timeline
Depending what corners of the internet you hang out on, 'regular' may at times awkwardly coexist with 'sexy.'
xkcd.com/3223
Random: #2114 — Launch Conditions
Though I do think the tiny vent on one of the boosters labeled "O-RING" is in poor taste.
xkcd.com/2114
xkcd by Randall Munroe —
CC BY-NC 2.5
System Status
Primary systems:
NOMINAL
Subspace relay:
ACTIVE
Security protocols:
ENGAGED
Communications:
ENCRYPTED
Build:
2026-03-24
Recreation Database
The Oatmeal
Comics by Matthew Inman
xkcd
Romance, sarcasm, math, language
Poorly Drawn Lines
Comics by Reza Farazmand
SMBC
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Cyanide & Happiness
Dark humor webcomics
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LCARS 47
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